Sunday, 10 January 2010

Cosmic Ordering

On Hogmanay I posted a review of the decade and in it I mentioned my sister and how she very much wanted a 3rd child. She is now pregnant, please keep everything crossed that she gets to have this baby. Please, please, pretty please send all manner of positive vibes their way, after 2 miscarriages and an op to remove a brain tumour, I so wish for them to have their dream realised.

And in my own inimitable "I have to go for the funny every single feckin time" style. I am not overestimating the power of my blog but...

My last post was about getting a wedding ring and a Chanel handbag.

I have bored you to death with the wanting to shag David Tennant (and if one more person tells me he's gay or friends I have had for a looooong time remind me of my former crush on Alan Cumming and my refusal to believe he was gay, I will not be responsible for my actions)

You may be wondering how the fruit and nut toblerone diet was going to make me lose 2 stone and eradicate my wrinkles.

I'll keep you all posted

22 comments:

Chic Mama said...

Fingers crossed for you all that it goes smoothly.

Brighton Mum-Teenage Angst said...

Everything crossed for your sister & 3rd baby..xx

And you told me that you'd been rubbing your toblerone into your thighs, well I can tell you NOW...it didn't work, I gave up and just ate it instead!

libby said...

legs, arms, eyes....all crossed..sending positive thoughts and wishes.....as for the toblerone? they taste good but crikey when they are cold they are SO hard to bite into...freeze them all and then you'll give up...

Secretia said...

I want her to have a beautiful baby after a troubl-free delivery.

Don't trust that diet!

Secretia

Expat mum said...

Huge crossing of fingers and everything else over here. I bet all goes well!!!
As for chocolate, I did read something the other day that said it was a good thing to have in your diet. Let me go and find it.....
I may be some time.

Jacey said...

David Tennant isn't gay! He better not be anyway, because that would destroy all of my dreams....

I don't *think* I've ever commented here before... but I've been reading for a year or so.

auntiegwen said...

Chic Mama - thanks, I so hope so, it's very early but she says she feels so much more pregnant than she did before, so 3rd time lucky we hope

BMTA - I will never learn I cannot eat what I like without paying the consequences

Libby - I would still have a go, I actually gave up all chocolate for 2 years and was a very slim size 6, now what does that tell you ????

Secretia - I hope so too, never take diet advice from me, or men advice either !!!! shoes, handbags and lipgloss, now we're talking!

Expat Mum - thanking you most kindly, you appear to have been gone quite some time, my dear...

Jacey - hi and welcome, glad you spoke up, I might never have known you were there :) You have very good taste in men, good girl yourself

little red hen said...

David Tennant can't be gay! He's the only reason I watch Doctor Who.
I, like Jacey, have been reading for awhile but haven't commented before.

Looking Fab in your forties said...

So pleased about your sister! As for cosmic ordering, I bought the bloody book when Noel Edmunds made his comeback and did everything to ensure my eldest daughter passed her driving test 1st time. What a load of bollocks, it took her 3 times to do it! The only thing I got from the book is now I always say "bless you" when someone sneezes, its a Karma thing apparently!

TOM FOOLERY said...

Good luck to your Sis. I'm on the biscuits and chocolate diet! ;-) TFx

Laura said...

yeah for your sis, I'll keep everything crossed as well.

Alan cumming is bi if that helps the situation any, but he's married to a dude so I guess it dosen't really help but stil the chance is there.

Rate My Sausage said...

Sausages are great for losing weight. Mind you, you're a foxy chick already, and don't need to.

Working Mum said...

I really need to know about that Toblerone diet as I have two giant ones left from Christmas and they are calling to me!

PS Keeping everything crossed

Matthew said...

Yep - all crossed at this end.

Val said...

Best of luck to your sister.
My mum is a big fan of cosmis ordering (I'll say nothing). Me I prefer to order from Tesco ;)

Madame DeFarge said...

I'm so impressed by the power of thought. Congrats to sister. Can you think of me as a fully fledged accountant? Or would that just send you to sleep?

auntiegwen said...

Little Red Hen - hello and welcome to you too, I really do hope he isn't gay because I still think I will get to shag him. I know that's mental but these things get me through the day.

Mrs Fab - I always said bless you, maybe that's my Karma and David is on his way

TF - I'm on the F&N toblerone diet, getting my 5 a day that way you see.

Lolly - I would still so shag Alan Cumming as well, I am getting so disgraceful, tut tut (to save anyone the bother)

RMS - I am a vegetarian though but thanks for the compliment (I am very lardy post Xmas though)

WM - you just eat toblerones and to ensure you don't get dehydrated you can have wine too

Matt - thanks :)

Val - thanks for popping in, yep Tesco is very useful but I'm not sure that they provide sexual relations with celebrities, they so should though, make an even bigger fortune

Madame - thank you so much, your gracious comments always soothe, yes I shall think of you as a fully fledged accountant and a whiz at big sums, now any thought on the Scottish womens drinking team ????

Mud in the City said...

When are you going to start sending out cosmic vibes for a non IT/virgo kinda man??

Nota Bene said...

David Tennant is gay. Do you remember that crush you had on Alan Cumming.
x

sixpence said...

How did it go at the weekend? Did the beautiful children go where they were supposed to? Did David T turn up? Text me soon xx

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auntiegwen said...

Mud - I have and I am currently flirting with a non IT person, not sure of car or star sign but will keep you posted!

NB - ha ha ha very funny smart arse

Sixy - good, no, no, yes

Pedro - you're welcome