Friday, 4 May 2007

Notice of Intended Prosecution

Just arrived home from work. Picked up the usual junk mail and another official looking envelope addressed to yours truly. Out pops a notice of intended prosecution for your Auntie Gwen. At 9.08 am on Mon 30th April 2007 I was a bad naughty girl and committed the alleged offence of fail to conform red traffic light. They have the photographic evidence to prove it apparently. I don't disbelieve them, I just genuinely don't remember going through a red light. I've never been in trouble before and I have no idea what happens now other than filling in the form and sending it back. I have no idea where the paper part of my license is either. Oh if I wasn't so worried I'd be really fecked off.

2 comments:

lisa q. said...

it'll all be good girl...take deep breaths and practice positive visualization...teehee...

Me is a Newfie'sWoman said...

Um, calm down first. Cuz when yer in a panic ya never finds the papers yer looking for. Um the glove compartment of yer car?? We's lucky here in good ole Canada, our drivers licences is one hard piece of plastic. TEEHEEHEE .. Nothing to get lost except the whole licence. THEN yer fucked.

Sorry they seems to think you went through a red light. Me doesnt beleive it. Me also doesnt beleive most of what me sees sooooo.....Good luck