Monday, 17 March 2008

Them feckin Italians

I know I have irrational prejudices against the Italians and it's something I'm working on but what about that wee feckin italian with his drop goal 40 secs from time to win the match ? Feckers.

That seems like God just wants me to keep hating them.

No real connection except rugby, but I am pleased to announce I have found a new man to head my celebrity shag list. He is called Dimitri Szarzewski, he plays no 2 ( which is hooker, and that is a real rugby position, honest!) for France. His club is Staid Francais. He is sooooooooo beautiful, I have not even checked out how old he is (even in fantasy, I won't do it if they are more than 5 years younger than me). He reminds me of Prince Charming in Shrek.

Please click on the wee thingybob and you will see him ( I hope) What can I say gratuitous images of men, my mother will be shocked. Is this the first case of rugby porn ?http://www.weshow.com/uk/p/28599/dimitri_szarzewski_dieux_du_stade_2008

And no you can't have him, I saw him first.

PS - When trying to find a picture of him, I've been routing round in cyberspace and I've found out he's only 25, I ve now gone off him now, too young but I've left the thingy in case you're a - younger than me or b - not bothered

6 comments:

lisa q. said...

what? no picture of the newest leader of the celebrity shag list? :D

Tom Foolery said...

Control yourself woman or will we deport you to Italy ;) TFX

auntiegwen said...

Lisa

I did do it !!!!! A video no less, on my blog, you should be very proud of me. I had to get the beautiful son to help me and now he thinks I'm weird, he asked me why the French no 2 has no clothes on !!!

TF I really do not like Italians, it's like you and opera or jellied eels or stuff !!!

KAREN said...

Oh my Lord. I'll definitely need to have a little lie-down now...

auntiegwen said...

Karen - I know !!! but he's up for grabs now as he's too young for your auntie

lisa q. said...

yay gwen! thank you, thank you! dude is hot, hot, hot!