Saturday, 19 December 2009

Conversations with ex mr auntiegwen

ag - "Did you tell Beautiful Baby Daughter she could have a Nintendo DSI for Christmas?"

ex mr ag "yep"

ag - "She asked me and I said no because she doesn't really play with the Nintendo DS she has and there is absolutely nothing wrong with the one she's got"

ex mr ag -"But it's Christmas"

ag - "She doesn't need it"

ex mr ag - "But she wants it"

ag - "I want to shag David Tennant and a Chanel handbag, that's my Christmas present sorted then."

18 comments:

Madame DeFarge said...

David Tennant may be for Christmas, but a Chanel bag is for life. May you get all you want and more.

scrappysue said...

well, who WOULDN'T want to shag david tennant - he's so damn cute!

Secretia said...

That is a typical conversation with an Ex, ha ha.

Secretia

what happened ?how did i get HERE? said...

Thanks Auntie G for your offer of wine.....and yes, I too find Mr T very attractive...it's those eyes....pools of delight....! Mxx

Brighton Mum-Teenage Angst said...

Is it in that order too?? Shag then bag? and do you really need both? I think thats just being greedy!

Laura said...
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Laura said...

What is it about xmas time that makes people want that they can't have? I mean a DSI for goodness sake. :O)

menopausaloldbag (MOB) said...

Ah yes, the joys of dealing with an ex at Christmas. Always a treat I say. Sharing bodily fluids with Mr Tennant sounds devine but surely you'd need a hot pair of 'feck me pumps' to co-ordinate with that handbag you're after?

Shirley said...

How do you shag a Chanel bag?

A Woman Of No Importance said...

You want to shag a Chanel handbag??!

Gwennie, now I'm worried! ;) xox

libby said...

Young Mr T is so so gorgeous ..... but as Madame D said a Big C bag is for life.....and some lucky beeatch somewhere will probably get both ..life can be harsh!!

DutchBitch said...

LOLOL * SNOOOORTTT *

Looking Fab in your forties said...

I'll just have the bag, I haven't the energy to even shag "The Tennant" at the moment! Mind you would shag anyone to get a chanel 2.55!

TOM FOOLERY said...

You're slipping woman! What about the shoes! TFxx

auntiegwen said...

Madame - you are so wise, I will get several new books and several fruit and nut toblerones and that will be pretty much bliss for your auntie.

Sue - he compered a music prog the other night and he was funny too, he just gets better.

Secretia - we actually get on okay ish, well, we pretend we don't want each other to be dead, nearly the same, right ?

M - he seems very popular, I sad article that I am, like his voice, nice voices/accents do it for me everytime.

BMTA- you're right, if it was a straight choice, I'd have to have some references, I mean, what if he's rubbish, he looks gorg but he might not be good, and it is a Chanel bag.

Lolly - spoiled rotten my weans are.

Mob - If I was getting the divine David and the celestial Chanel, I would buy the feck me shoes my own self, see, not greedy at all !

Shirley - there is bound to be a site for people who get their jollies with handbags, people do strange things.

Fhi - I would just stroke it lovingly.

Libby - I bet he would buy his girlfiend a Chanel bag, he looks the generous type.

Dutchy - one of the funnier conversations we've had this year.

Mrs Fab - oh ok, I'll do it for you, you might still be paying for your Gina shoes in kind, did he hold you to that ?

TF - I could finance the shoes myself...

Muddling Along Mummy said...

I love Madame DeFarge's comment re David Tennant and handbags ! So did you get them for Christmas ???

auntiegwen said...

MAM- indeed Madame is a wise woman and in my reply to her I said I would get lots of books and fruit and nut toblerones and indeed I did, sadly no nearer to the divine David or the coveted with covety covetousness celestial Chanel but I am doing my cosmic ordering with regularity. I have stopped my Hail Holy Queen and slipped it in there. I'll take my chances with God :)

Jon Storey said...

I'm sorry but I have got to ask. Did you get your Christmas wish...!!!

I have enjoyed reading your Blog, will call in again soon.