Wednesday, 13 July 2011

Ma wee lad's a sailor



This is the bold boy prior to his ex girlfriends fancy dress birthday party. Those are Hot Boy's white skinny jeans, t shirt and sailor hat, the denim jacket is mine. The pants are his.

I will spare you the photo of what state the clothes came back in but it really was a Daz doorstep challenge. As was the bouncing off the walls arrival home at 2am, followed by the chat with EBD and Hot Boy just outside my bedroom. I wasn't madly keen on the ex girlfriends tearful and very loud phone call either.

At 6 am, The Beautiful Son wasn't leaping out of bed to do his paper round and had to be woken up 3 times, handed clothes to wear and helped to find his luminous yellow paperbag. Which he insisted was his sisters as it had a bike lock key in it. We had to find the identical luminous yellow bag with the identical bike lock key in it. Which we did because it's a luminous yellow bag and they are always in the same place, it was just that the son couldn't quite get his bearings. I can only apologise to the good citizens of auntiegwentown for their missing/wrong/half ripped paper on Saturday. Still it's not everyday you get a hungover/still drunk sailor on a bike attempt to deliver your paper.

12 comments:

Betty said...

Can't believe he's a little lad doing a paper round! Such a handsome boy.

libby said...

Ah bless.....he should model....only still live with his mom and not do drugs or go anorexic or anything....wouldn't need his paper round then!

Sandi said...

Your wee lad is a very handsome lad. Oh haven't we all had to get up with a hangover to do what we have to do, although not at that hour of the morning. Poor thing, you I mean, listening to all the ruckus outside your bedroom door, although if it involved Hot Boy and drunken son, it would have had to have been a funny/interesting conversation.
x Sandi

auntiegwen said...

Betty - he's still waiting for his sugarmommies thing to take off, I'm still wanting the story of your brother caravan man the gigolo

Libs - if he thought someone would pay him to parade round in his pants he'd be delighted

Sandi - it was great fun, especially when we heard the thud as Hot Boy fell off the bed from laughing too much

Andy said...

Yarrrr!

Etc.

Nota Bene said...

He matches the blinds!!

Your poor, poor neighbours...

auntiegwen said...

Andy - that's pirates, would you give yourself peace

NB - a veritable stripe fest, I made him move after the photo, the stripes clashed, he didn't tone in as much as I'd have liked!

family affairs said...

Don't you just love em??

Lx

Taz said...

Now there's a newspaper headline waiting to happen - my sailor paperboy......... I'll leave you to fill in the blanks! lol

Looking for Blue Sky said...

I hope he didn't sail over the handlebars..

Kelloggsville said...

eeek - it would be wrong to suggest he looks hot, right?! Sorry. I'll go fetch m'bromide (I blame my age). I wonder how many time he had to interupt the round to be ill?!

auntiegwen said...

lu - got no choice!! x

Taz - oh God, too scary

LFBS - a distinct possibility

S - he assures me the vomit on his jeans and new £18 white plimsoles (WTF!!!!) was his friend Lewis's