I do spend most of my life in a bemused state, I'm not quite confused but puzzled is probably an adjective you could use to describe me on a daily basis.
Despite a fine pair of ovaries (which we all know are a locating device situated in the pelvis) I quite often find myself searching for my keys and increasingly often an umbrella, I keep buying umbrellas but I never seem to have 1 when I need it.
Forgetfullness is becoming a kicker too, I know that to avoid the poly bag Nazi's in Sainsbury's I have to take my own bags with me, do I remember even once in the 82 visits I make a week ? That would be no.
But this week's puzzle ?
My boobs have gotten bigger, a whole cup size, how the hell did that happen ?
ps I'm not putting boobs in the tag's, can you imagine what that'd do to my Google searches ? !
Wednesday 25 March 2009
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Very funny, Gwennie, thank you for the chuckles x
I'm sure there'll be some perfectly innocent explanation... won't there?!
Perhaps that's where you're keeping your keys and your umbrellas? Or....
Fhina - I'm glad I'm of use to someone !
Tim - for forgetfulness and big boobs ? Is it a midlife bimbo ?
NB - nope I've checked, def not in my bra ! Even I would notice that
Now, you know that job you were looking for? How about modelling that new bra? M :-)
Maybe you "forgot" that you had a boob job the other day?
Well, I would say "use 'm and make men weep!" LOL
Haha...I have no idea but if you figure out how it happen, please share the secret!
Mine too! :) TFx
M - I'm not sure people would pay to see me in my bra ? I'll have to do some market research on that
Dutchy - I would remember surgery I would honest.
Lisa - I'd make some money from that, wouldn't I ?
TF - is it some kind of blogging bonus ? you post x amount of blogs and your boobs get bigger ? x
I would like to know how you did that please. With diagrams and notes in the margins. If it's not too much to ask? ;o)
Yeah... we're gonna need to see before and after shots of that to make up our own minds...
wanna share? mine keep getting smaller
Penelope - I will show you tomorrow !!! too too exciting
Neil - I will text you a photo of my bra label and that's as much as you're getting xxxx x
Sue - happily, that'd be an interesting conversation in the post office, 1 pair of breasts first class airmail to New Zealand please !
Last time that happened to me, I found out I was pregnant. Oh my. ;)
Shirley - watch out for the star and the 3 wise men !!!!
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