Wednesday, 25 March 2009

A Little Puzzle For me

I do spend most of my life in a bemused state, I'm not quite confused but puzzled is probably an adjective you could use to describe me on a daily basis.

Despite a fine pair of ovaries (which we all know are a locating device situated in the pelvis) I quite often find myself searching for my keys and increasingly often an umbrella, I keep buying umbrellas but I never seem to have 1 when I need it.

Forgetfullness is becoming a kicker too, I know that to avoid the poly bag Nazi's in Sainsbury's I have to take my own bags with me, do I remember even once in the 82 visits I make a week ? That would be no.

But this week's puzzle ?

My boobs have gotten bigger, a whole cup size, how the hell did that happen ?

ps I'm not putting boobs in the tag's, can you imagine what that'd do to my Google searches ? !

15 comments:

A Woman Of No Importance said...

Very funny, Gwennie, thank you for the chuckles x

The Dotterel said...

I'm sure there'll be some perfectly innocent explanation... won't there?!

Nota Bene said...

Perhaps that's where you're keeping your keys and your umbrellas? Or....

auntiegwen said...

Fhina - I'm glad I'm of use to someone !

Tim - for forgetfulness and big boobs ? Is it a midlife bimbo ?

NB - nope I've checked, def not in my bra ! Even I would notice that

A Mother's Place is in the Wrong said...

Now, you know that job you were looking for? How about modelling that new bra? M :-)

DutchBitch said...

Maybe you "forgot" that you had a boob job the other day?

Well, I would say "use 'm and make men weep!" LOL

lisaq said...

Haha...I have no idea but if you figure out how it happen, please share the secret!

TOM FOOLERY said...

Mine too! :) TFx

auntiegwen said...

M - I'm not sure people would pay to see me in my bra ? I'll have to do some market research on that

Dutchy - I would remember surgery I would honest.

Lisa - I'd make some money from that, wouldn't I ?

TF - is it some kind of blogging bonus ? you post x amount of blogs and your boobs get bigger ? x

Penelope said...

I would like to know how you did that please. With diagrams and notes in the margins. If it's not too much to ask? ;o)

Neil said...

Yeah... we're gonna need to see before and after shots of that to make up our own minds...

scrappysue said...

wanna share? mine keep getting smaller

auntiegwen said...

Penelope - I will show you tomorrow !!! too too exciting

Neil - I will text you a photo of my bra label and that's as much as you're getting xxxx x

Sue - happily, that'd be an interesting conversation in the post office, 1 pair of breasts first class airmail to New Zealand please !

Shirley said...

Last time that happened to me, I found out I was pregnant. Oh my. ;)

auntiegwen said...

Shirley - watch out for the star and the 3 wise men !!!!