Tuesday, 17 March 2009

So tell me what you want, what you really really want

I got my first dirty email via my blog today. Someone calling himself Fit Boy sent me a photo of himself and a very cryptic message...

"You want my cock in you ?"

Strangely enough, no

25 comments:

Katie said...

Ewww! That's super creepy.

DutchBitch said...

I am gonna go with OMG that nevah happened to me!!! (and then leave my email address and URL out of this comment, heh, I am smart that way...

The Dotterel said...

Strangely enough. I seem not to have had that kind of correspondence!

Eddie 2-Sox said...

How do you know which search requests have led people to your blog?

Sixpence said...

What an incredibly generous offer!

Perhaps if he'd thrown in a bag of chips you would have been persuaded?

Shirley said...

No pix? Probably because he's sooooo fit!

Mean Mom said...

Oh. And was he fit then? ;0)

Neil said...

Weird. Does he breed chickens too?

Mud in the City said...

Gosh. How tempting!

Penelope said...

Oh I'm so jealous!
NOT!
Bloody hell, aren't you the lucky girl ;o)

lisaq said...

Whoa baby! I don't know whether to be grossed out or jealous! hehe

Laura said...

Bet he had to ask his mother to use her computer!

auntiegwen said...

Katie - very bizarre

Dutchy - eminently sensible of you, I am not so smart, hence ...

Tim - you should ask NB about some of his google searches !

Soxy - there is a keyword analysis feature on my sitemeter so it records the search terms that bring them here although I'm convinced I never say half that stuff !

Sixy - you know me too well, you can take the girl (all right middle aged woman, would you give yourself peace !)out of Glasgow but you can't tkae Glasgow out the girl

Shirley - he did send me a photo and he looked attractive ! but it prob wasn't his real photo

MM - who knows, the pic was nice though !

Edge - who knows what he's breeding ... xxxx x

Mud - no worries, I'll direct him your way, don't mention it, that's what friends are for x

Penelope - you have no idea of the very strange men who find me attractive, if there is 1 odd man in 100 he'll be the 1 who likes me ! xx

Lisa - don't be jealous you have all your own strange internet men to keep you grossed out !

Lolly - or his care worker x

TOM FOOLERY said...

Where's the fecking picture then?
;-)

auntiegwen said...

TF - you know a lady never shows ! x

Eddie 2-Sox said...

Keyword analysis and sitemeter are not English terms are they?

Nota Bene said...

ah how romantic

Té la mà Maria - Reus said...

very good blog, congratulations
regard from Reus Catalonia
thank you

Working mum said...

Ha, ha, ha! You really crack me up. Thanks for that - I needed a laugh!

auntiegwen said...

Soxy - they are but not as we know it !

NB - thanks but I prefer flowers :)

TLMMR - hola and gracias ( see me, I can do the international stuff, nae bother to yer auntie )

WM - hey sweetie, it's nearly the Easter Hols, just keep on going xx

*~*Cece*~* said...

Yeah, nasty. Look Cock-Boy I don't want THAT! What I really really want is for us to win the Lottery so I'll never have to leave my kids for work again. Can you provide that, Mr. Cock-Boy? Ummm no? Then don't email me.

A Confused Take That Fan said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha - Auntie, who could refuse such a delightful offer? Put him in the save folder - you never know when you might need it!

auntiegwen said...

cece - my messycan amigo, where you been girl ? I missed you xx

ACTTF - I know at my age I should be grateful that anyone finds me attractive !!!!

Anonymous said...

It wasn't me !

A Mother's Place is in the Wrong said...

Yuk. No other comment really. I'm still getting no-hopers looking for "crutchless knickers" on my Blog. What a world! M :-)