Wednesday 1 October 2008

10 Things I have Never Done

Had sex in a car (yes, even in that BMW at the weekend)

Taken any recreational drugs except cannabis

Been arrested or been given a caution

Been truly malicious or vindictive

Been unfaithful

Been tattooed (I did think about getting it done when I was 40 but my mother was horrified, so I didn't as I didn't want to upset my mammy)

Been actually at Murrayfield watching Scotland beat England and lift The Calcutta cup

Been in a hot air balloon

Swum with dolphins

Had a Prada handbag

So continuing on the last post's theme, I still am, pretty much a good girl and I can wear my Pollyanna badge with pride. Okay, I'll hold my hands up, for an ex punk, I've led a pretty tame life. But as my song says " If destiny's kind, I've got the rest of my life"

Time to get busy...


menopausaloldbag (MOB) said...

You will never be a PollyAnna - you ae far too interesting and 10 dimensional! PollyAnna was a bore, you most certainly are not!

You still have time to get arrested.

scrappysue said...

i can put my hands up for #1 and #7 - hehe, a little fun's ok, right???

Anonymous said...

I've done 3 out of the 10. By the way, you a Pollyanna? Pfffttt....

auntiegwen said...

Mobs - maybe for having sex in a car ?

Sue - how did you get to Murrayfield ? more jealous of you know than ever

Lisa - ok I know 1, what's the other 2 ? and I sincerely hope that some of my friends believe in my Pollyanna ish persona, where are they when you need them to comment, eh ?

Nota Bene said...

Oh dear...I'm bad I hit 60%...and given that Prada hanndbags are not really my thing....does this count as glass half full??

auntiegwen said...

NB - would you care to elaborate, by that I mean, fess up, young man !!! mine is all out there for you to see

Mom/Mum said...

I've done three of those things...and the first I ticked off your list I did after a long night on the voddies. (But at least he was my boyfriend.)

Nota Bene said...

In random order:

At the Armourers Hall
Only at the crossroads
In Sloane Street
A misunderstanding
I blame my then wife
It seemed right at the time

oh and I've stolen Black Boxes as it's quite fun...thank you!

Laura said...

I'm with you on the calcutta cup one ( the rest I'm not commenting on lol)

Helena said...

Oh, dear....I have done five from your list and I'm embarrassed to say it's been numbers...1...2...5...7...8(reluctantly)...all before the age of thirty and only the once or twice! I'd give 1 on your list a try, though. It's bound to be more comfy than a Capri!

ME said...

Ya there's still lots of times. Add some of those things to your "to-do" list!

A Confused Take That Fan said...

Hmm, I think I have done two or three of those things.
Do you want to do these things or areyou glad you have never done them?

DAB said...

Oh, let's think of a crime you could commit and get arrested for. Streaking? What about reinacting the boat trip down the Thames by the Sex Pistols singing "God Save the Queen" Oh what fun, worth getting arrested for methinks. Go get a tattoo be naughty woman:)TFx

(M)ary said...

love sex in the car. you should try it sometime

Amanda said...

Just came here having read your comment on TF's, I so agree with what you said - and I'm just the same! :-)

FOXY1969 said...

Oh bugger how bad am I?
I read your list and ticked the first 6 but thank goodness it stopped there lol!!!

auntiegwen said...

Mom/Mum - ok no 1 but I'd hazard a guess at no 10 and 6 ? hell, maybe your tattoo is of a Prada handbag !

NB - very clever, I won't tell you how long I spent trying to match them up as you would think I had no life !

Lolly - I am so gonna do that one

Leeennnaaaa - I hope you're spending your 40's recovering !

Craze - I'm on it, I think no 1 and 2 will be first

ACTTF - some I'm glad of, some I most definitely want to. Esp no 7 then shamefully followed by no 10, although that's not a challenge really

TF - yes please, want to join me ?

M(ary) - thanks for asking, fair play to you, you cut straight to the chase, your car or mine then ?

Annie - sadly I am overwhelmingly psychologically incontinent ! I really do drive myself insane with it.

Foxy - living up to your name, eh ? the last 4 are very un naughty !! good girl yourself !!

(M)ary said...

ha! not my car. it is way tooo messy.
on the other hand, doing it in a really clean car would make me feel guilty for possibly messing it up. yikes. guess i am a good girl too.

auntiegwen said...

M(ary) - don't worry my pet, my car is a skip on wheels !!!

DAB said...

Oh yes! let's wear kilts and then reveal all ;-) TFx

Anonymous said...

*gulp*... I've done eight of those!

xxxx x

Helen + ilana = Hi said...

is it bad if you've done all of the first 6???

auntiegwen said...

TF - indeed, why let the men have all the fun !

Anon - really? you do surprise me bad boy ! can I have your Prada handbag if you're done with it ? xxxx x

Helen & Ilana - no, not at all, just proved my point that I am a Pollyanna despite my friends feeling differently