I've just started getting spam emails, I get a lot of very earnest Africans needing my assistance on withdrawing their money from their bank via my bank, I apparently am the next of kin of a respected businessman who died in a plane crash in Burkina Faso, funny that the respected businessman I am next of kin to was alive and well this very morning and I know my memory is not what it was but if I've slipped up and gone and gotten married again I can think of 2 men who are going to be quite cross with me.
I have also been offered quite a lot of viagra but this very day I've just been offered a product review for my blog, ooh thinks the auntie, wouldn't that be gas if it was shoes or lipgloss? I could give up teaching and tippy tappy type my way through the merits of double strapped Mary-Janes against the original single strapped or happily spend hours snogging people to see if the long last lipgloss is totally kissproof.
Unfortunately, I am unable to take up this fantastic free offer due to me not having the correct equipment but any of my fellow bloggers who have and would like to review this new product please click here
Make sure you let Mr Omar Long, the company owner know that auntiegwen sent you.
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9 comments:
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Nice Ring! And seriously... Mr Long??? Is he pulling my Pilsner?!
I can't belive that you are not helping those poor Africans out, Bob Geldof would!!!!
Thieving little waaaaaannnkkkaaaah!
Hello my friend, I am the son of a Nigerian Prince and I urgently need you assistance!
Please....pretty please??
Ooh, yes! I'll review it! I don't need to try it. It's crap.
Haha...thanks for the offer love but I think I'll have to pass at this time!
Waste of money that ring... I would imagine...
Fhina - indeed x
that girl - that's what he's calling himself
Lolly - I'm sorry, now I feel bad but I bought the band aid single both times, how feckin old am I ?
Mob - you get them too, hen ? x
Mud - I'd only be too happy to help you, my dear
MM - I'm sorry you didn't get full satisfaction from the product, would you like me to take it up (ooh er missus) with my mate Mr Omar Long ?
Lisa - do you get a different class of spam in the good ole US of A
Edge - well done you, the only male mate of mine brave enough to post, I applaud you and I'm sure you'll never been in need of such assistance xxxx x
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