I got my first dirty email via my blog today. Someone calling himself Fit Boy sent me a photo of himself and a very cryptic message...
"You want my cock in you ?"
Strangely enough, no
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24 comments:
Ewww! That's super creepy.
I am gonna go with OMG that nevah happened to me!!! (and then leave my email address and URL out of this comment, heh, I am smart that way...
Strangely enough. I seem not to have had that kind of correspondence!
How do you know which search requests have led people to your blog?
What an incredibly generous offer!
Perhaps if he'd thrown in a bag of chips you would have been persuaded?
No pix? Probably because he's sooooo fit!
Oh. And was he fit then? ;0)
Weird. Does he breed chickens too?
Gosh. How tempting!
Oh I'm so jealous!
NOT!
Bloody hell, aren't you the lucky girl ;o)
Whoa baby! I don't know whether to be grossed out or jealous! hehe
Bet he had to ask his mother to use her computer!
Katie - very bizarre
Dutchy - eminently sensible of you, I am not so smart, hence ...
Tim - you should ask NB about some of his google searches !
Soxy - there is a keyword analysis feature on my sitemeter so it records the search terms that bring them here although I'm convinced I never say half that stuff !
Sixy - you know me too well, you can take the girl (all right middle aged woman, would you give yourself peace !)out of Glasgow but you can't tkae Glasgow out the girl
Shirley - he did send me a photo and he looked attractive ! but it prob wasn't his real photo
MM - who knows, the pic was nice though !
Edge - who knows what he's breeding ... xxxx x
Mud - no worries, I'll direct him your way, don't mention it, that's what friends are for x
Penelope - you have no idea of the very strange men who find me attractive, if there is 1 odd man in 100 he'll be the 1 who likes me ! xx
Lisa - don't be jealous you have all your own strange internet men to keep you grossed out !
Lolly - or his care worker x
Where's the fecking picture then?
;-)
TF - you know a lady never shows ! x
Keyword analysis and sitemeter are not English terms are they?
ah how romantic
Ha, ha, ha! You really crack me up. Thanks for that - I needed a laugh!
Soxy - they are but not as we know it !
NB - thanks but I prefer flowers :)
TLMMR - hola and gracias ( see me, I can do the international stuff, nae bother to yer auntie )
WM - hey sweetie, it's nearly the Easter Hols, just keep on going xx
Yeah, nasty. Look Cock-Boy I don't want THAT! What I really really want is for us to win the Lottery so I'll never have to leave my kids for work again. Can you provide that, Mr. Cock-Boy? Ummm no? Then don't email me.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha - Auntie, who could refuse such a delightful offer? Put him in the save folder - you never know when you might need it!
cece - my messycan amigo, where you been girl ? I missed you xx
ACTTF - I know at my age I should be grateful that anyone finds me attractive !!!!
It wasn't me !
Yuk. No other comment really. I'm still getting no-hopers looking for "crutchless knickers" on my Blog. What a world! M :-)
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