In a lesson on the anatomy and physiology of the digestive system
AG - in a questioning tone " Function of the anus ?"
Year 13 student trying hard to contain laughter "bum sex ?"
AG - "For the purposes of passing your A level, sexual pleasure would not be a function of the anus. You wouldn't get a mark for that. Biologically speaking, it is a one way street.
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I worked for a guy who was a bit of an anus. His function was to pap on his staff whilst hopefully shafting them at the same time... Nice eh?!
So you see, you are quite right dear Auntie - a one way street!
God you're a cool one! That would have flummoxed me. Well done auntie. Flick xx
I would have been bright red and blushing with that remark - You are very cool, Beautiful Auntie Gwennie - And such a match for that class!
Too right that teachers like you don't get paid enough. I certainly couldn't or wouldn't want to do your job. You have my utmost admiration. Brilliant retort by the way.
Brilliant! Wish I was that quick at retorts. "One way street" !!!
*Snorts wine through nose* Bloody brilliant! xx
LOL! You were tempting fate a bit, with that question! Good thing you were prepared, or a fast thinker! Good for you!
You handled that well...
(I mean the student's comment, not the... er....)
Oh bugger.
Actually, oh bugger might be the wrong profanity to use in this instance...
I'll go now.
Oh nice answer AG, and beautifully executed no doubt!
Luv your labels/tags :o)
Haha...nicely done!
A levels have changed a bit since my day!
they simply don't pay you enough.....
* SNORT *
That one totally cracked me up! LOL
Arghh... I laughed my arse off - pardon the pun! I could never have come back with that response as I would've been on the floor!
Mob - I bet every workplace has one of them !
Flick - I had them again for the female reproductive system today, a million questions about orgasms !
Fhina - I had to stop talking when the very young male ICT tecnician came in today, I just couldn't do it
Mannanan - occasionally I get the last word !
WM - can you imagine even mentioning sex to a teacher when you were a pupil, never mind anal sex ?
Pen - be careful with that wine now ! x
MM - never did I even think they'd mention it, never in a million years
NB - yep, you have to laugh, otherwise you cry !
Sixy - back to the baby, you're not ready for the grown up's yet xxx
berthddu - I'm thinking of a stand up routine at the fringe, the mad world of a middle aged mummy/teacher
Lolly - oh, yes, I've got more of where that came from
Lisa - you know how it is, you do the same thing yourself day in day out
Mud - and mine !!!!
Sue - they really don't
Duchy - oh, they keep me on my toes all right !
That girl - they never cease to surprise me !
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