Friday 15 October 2010

How remiss of me

Usually every Ocotber I do 10 posts about 10 things, that's as themed and as co-ordinated this blog gets. I'm a very busy woman you know, what with getting old and all.

I forgot.

Mea culpa, another reason why I'm not a blogger that gets offered all the free stuff. There is no cohesion to this blog, the spelling's a bit dodgy and don't even get me started on syntax.

Any hoo, I'm sorry I'm away to The Beautiful House today, the weather there is a bit hit and miss, so pray for some sunshine for me, when I get back I'll maybe make November a bit more interesting.

I will share with you some of my google searches as this week they were quite chuckle worthy.

when did auntie gwen die

erm, I thought I was still alive, OMG, is this Hell?

Someone has to look after my boys

And you thought I could? Have you read my blog? Seen what I've done to my own kids?

stockings middle aged mummy

Not usually, I live in my jammies.

cant have sex a week before fixing coil

I'll take your word for it, no arguments from me.

photos of a woman dribbling on herself

I think not, drool is so very unattractive on a woman.


Sueann said...

Now that you have totally scrambled my thoughts!! Ha!! How am I to make it through this day? I am aging too and it is quite difficult; what with drooling on myself and remembering what I was going to do today!!?? Life is tough! And growing older is not for wimps! That is for sure! Sheesh!!

Gigi said...

Happy and safe travels! Can't wait to hear all about it when you return.

Nota Bene said...

Looking forward to the postcard...or pics of coils and stocking. But not dead Auntie Dwens..."Me no Likey" as you would say

Looking for Blue Sky said...

I am so old and untechie that I have not yet worked out the Google Searches thingy. Really must tho if hours of fun are promised! Hope you are having hours of fun at the Beautiful House x

Anonymous said...

Have a lovely holiday - I did! Just reading your last couple of posts made me feel even more tired than I did before.

libby said...

Wishing for sun for you ... have a great time.
ps. dribbling on yourself? who wants pictures of that!!

Madame DeFarge said...

Enjoy the Beautiful House. But don't go until you've finished all your chores.

Sandi said...

Beautiful house sounds......well, beautiful, I know you are having a wonderful time. Aging yes I do agree with SueAnn, its not for wimps as one who is past 50. It is so unfair I don't feel my age, I have been told I don't look anywhere near my age, BUT all the crappy things are happening. If we are going to live longer then all the crappy bits need to stay away.
Hugs Sandi xx

Neil said...

"Anyhoo" is just one word... jeez!

Nickie O'Hara said...

haha, these are brilliant - all mine are boring or related to Pineapple Studios!!

Hope you have a good break x

Helena said...

heh heh.....drool is very uncool on a woman lest she does leaveth from the dentist. I did once but didn't feel the bloody drip until it reached my cleavage...!

Taz said...

I really need to learn how to do that google search thing. :D