Wednesday, 27 October 2010

Back to reality

Hot Boy - "Welcome home Wendy, did you have a good holiday?"

auntiegwen - "Yep thanks, you okay?"

Hot Boy - " I am but I've just peed on my hands" (in a disconcerted voice)

auntiegwen - " Scuse me?" (in a I can't believe I'm hearing this tone)

Hot Boy - "I was having a pee, seen a hair on the end of my knob, tried to take it off, peed on my hand, not happy"

auntiegwen - " Mase, it's only taken you about 20 seconds to give me too much information, I did miss you."

21 comments:

Gigi said...

LOL! Hot Boy must feel *very* comfortable around you! Because surely he doesn't walk around giving out this kind of info to strangers......or does he?

Kelloggsville said...

That boy needs some serious pyschotherapy

Taz said...

Oh dear god do I have all this to look forward to when my darling girls start dating!
LOL
I'd have marched him back to the bathroom to wash his hands. Dirty beggar. ;)

auntiegwen said...

Gigi - he has NO filter at all, he just says exactly what he's thinking

S - yep he's so weird he fits right in to my family :)

Taz - oh he's by far the oddest of all her mates, by a clear mile and he did wash his hands, honest, he's weird but he washes and flushes!

Sandi said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha, now that is a great welcome home, I think he missed you like crazy, what a boy. I would love him, beats having a crappy sullen etc. kid around. My kids are happy thank goodness.
Hugs Sandi xx
And welcome back hope your time away was wonderful.

auntiegwen said...

Sandi - thanks, when your kids are happy then you're happy, fortunatley for me I get hours of amusement out of him !

Betty said...

I guess men will never manage that department without some kind of event that involves cleaning up! we are still at the piss on the seat stage and there are three suspects who all deny it.

auntiegwen said...

Betty - ah living in a house of trouser must get tricky

Nota Bene said...

Is this an episode of the Inbetweeners? He sure would fit right in!

slommler said...

Now that is what I call a complete overshare!!!! Ha!!
Tell him to wash his hands...TWICE!!!
Hugs
SueAnn

Ayak said...

He is such an interesting and amusing character...it must be great to have him around.

Hope you enjoyed your holiday xx

Expat mum said...

Just shows they can't multi-task then?

libby said...

Back to normal now then in the Auntiegwen household.....hope you had a good holiday. x

Alienne said...

OMG! He is just wonderful - film him and put him youtube, please!

Laura said...

I love hot boy! And feel free to tell him I said that.

Looking for Blue Sky said...

Clearly he feels that you have the answers to all his problems. How did you advise him? Or did you just steer him towards the bathroom in the direction of the soap?

what happened ?how did i get HERE? said...

Hellow - saw you and the kids in Psychologies!!!!! Was v v v excited, but as the family have no idea that I blog, I had to pass off my squeak of surprise as wind!!! You look fab! Mxx

Rare Lesser Spotted said...

Welcome home - what a perfectly reasonable way to greet someone! Happens all the time in our house :/
Expat Mum is very shrewd about multi-taking. My wife says my multi-tasking is an opportunity for me to screw up several things at once. Not nice.

auntiegwen said...

NB - my life is a cross between skins and the inbetweeners

SueAnn- he did, honest xx

Ayak - we love him, he's better than the telly, had a great time thanks and am seriously thinking or relocating to my house there xx

Expat Mum - can anyone with a Y chromosome?

Libs - I had the best time, so relaxing (well, when my mum went home and I got to be in charge again!!!) xx

Alienne - I am sorely tempted to, tomorrow he's dressing up as Dr Frank N Furter complete in red lace corset and fishnets, oh how much can you my lovely readers take?

Lolly - he's very pleased, he's thinking of starting a fan club now :)

LFBS - he just doesn't think at all, just opens his mouth and says exactly what he's thinking

M - oh me no likey, definitely time to go on another diet :(

Steve - I bet your wife thinks you're just fabulous! x

Curry Queen said...

OMG! He is a rare and precious jewel and thank God he's going out with your daughter not mine!

Lena said...

heh heh.....at least he had the decency to mention it! It's pee-on-seat alert I'm forever on.....