Saturday, 15 August 2009

Decisions Decisions

For the record I know I'm the world's most indecisive woman, I do know that. But sometimes life gives me awful dilemmas. Really awful, I apologize now if someone is having real troubles in their life and have popped in here to hear me wittering on, I know I'm being shallow.

I have some money, this is an unusual event in my life, this is due to me being the hardest person in the world to buy a birthday present for, apparently. Can you feel my eyebrow being raised at that?

I have a choice, I can buy

SHOE PORN ALERT

Christian Louboutains that are the sexiest shoes I have ever seen.

Black as sin.

Beautiful supple strokable leather.

Soft as skin.

Studded as everyone needs a bit of edge in their life.

They have the mighty red soles.

They are less than half price.

I have the money.


Again, the beauty of the red soles, appreciate the shoes some more, don't drool on your keyboard though.

or I can buy a sat nav.

Thought so, me too.

21 comments:

Laura said...

Get the shoes!!! They wont send you into a river plus the red sole's are soooooo awesome. Just remember to take of the price sticker from them :O)

auntiegwen said...

Lolly - you think ? I know I'm being picky but I prefer a slightly pointier (is that a word ?) toe. I do think at the price they are I should be telling people just so I get my moneys worth. I am also tempted by a hot pink patent pair too, not half price but soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
gorgeous xxx yep I know I should grow up

DutchBitch said...

Well, that's easy... THE SHOES, woman!!!

What are you going to walk on when your satnav brings you to where you were going? Bare feet?

If you get the shoes, they will take you everywhere you need to be: shoe heaven...

Katie said...

Ooh, pretty shoes. Get them!

auntiegwen said...

Dutchy - aawh welcome back from your hols xx they are very lovely, do you think those shoes would make David Tennant fall in love with me ?

Katie - they are the shoes that I covet with covety covetousness, I think I'm going to do a "what I want to buy" every week, some regular shoe and handbag porn, what you think ? x

Matthew said...

I'm not a shoe person or a crossdresser but if you don't buy them, I'm damn well going to - and I sense they'll suit you heaps better than they would me.

First time I've ever seen a pair of shoes and understood what the fuss was about. Off for a cold shower now.

Neil said...

Buy a map... unless those shoes come with matching studded underwear?

auntiegwen said...

Matthew- just think if you buy them for your lovely wife... she'll be so happy and you'll get to enjoy the shoes of lovliness. Everybody wins!

Neil - would that do it for you? blimey ! xxxx x

lisaq said...

Definitely drooling on the keyboard! Definitely voting for the shoes. Hot, hot, hot!

Working Mum said...

Sat nav, schmat nav - get the shoes!!

Looking Fab in your forties said...

Dearest Auntie Gwen, can you please share with us where they are half price so I can buy a pair! Everytime they have Loubs on the outnet, I miss them! Oh and forget the Sat Nav, obviously!

Nota Bene said...

That's such an unfair question as all men should know

Mr London Street said...

Satnavs smell of despair.

scrappysue said...

THE SHOES - THE SHOES!!!! and wear them to the ace cafe! you'll be carried off on the back of a harley in SECONDS!!!

auntiegwen said...

Lisa - they are aren't they ? now I just need the sultry and sophisticated life to go with them

WM - they are tres tres bon n'cest pas ? but I really do need a sat nav for work, at some point I really do have to grow up

Mrs fab - marie claire mag sent me an email, it is on the outnet so chances are they'll be gone, I think sale starts Tuesday

NB - having had to rescue me from being lost on more than 1 occasion I really thought you'd go for the sat nav

Mr LS - you speak the truth

Sue - if I get those shoes surely I will become irresistable ? they will be dazzled by the shoe beauty and fail to notice my grey hair and wrinkles ! My feet will be too sexy for words

sixpence said...

Never heard of Christian Lobthebootin and would break my neck in those shoes. Don't believe in sat navs either, they don't work and have yet to hear a sat nav that actually says useful things like "turn right at the pink house". Lol @ Mr London Street...

Anyway I'm not being much help am I? So I think you should follow your heart and buy the shoes. xx

Mom/Mum said...

Is there really a decision to be made????!
The shoes will find their own way...

Lena said...

Well, I'm not too steady on heels of a certain size but I'd happily endanger the bones in my ankles for those shoes!

That Girl said...

HELLO?? It's me you're blogging too.... do I have to say it? Get Those Shoes!!! x

auntiegwen said...

sixy - they sold out in my size, I logged on within half an hour of the sale starting and they'd gone

MM - yep they were beautiful, but I can still buy the full price pair, if I can bring myself to part with the cash

Lena- I wear that height of heel all the time ! teeny weeny I am

That girl - sadly I'm still hunting the outnet, damn those pornographers !

Not Waving but Drowning said...

The shoes, every time.

GG