Sunday, 10 May 2009

Funny things I have heard in the last week

From my friend C

On visit to new classroom to meet new teacher, Miss year 5 teacher asks if the new class have any questions. C's daughter's friend puts her hand up and asks "Have you got a boyfriend ? " Miss year 5 teacher says not that kind of question, a proper question, same child puts hand up and asks "How old are you ?"

From Eldest Beautiful Daughter

Tom and Sarah (fellow pupils both 16/17) are going to Ikea together. They don't even have a house. What can they buy ? A flat pack relationship ?

From Beautiful Baby Daughter

Miss PE Teacher told some big chavs to get off our sports field and they mooned her. I had to write a description of them cos I was at the front. I've never had to describe a chavs bum before.

From The Beautiful Son

I'm so gonna do that on my last day at school.

10 comments:

Working mum said...

Now THAT is the funniest thing I've heard this week!

lisaq said...

Haha...thanks for starting my day with a smile!

Nota Bene said...

No need to go to the comedy store...you have it all at home!

Laura said...

lol I love your kids!! :O)

that girl? said...

Ha ha.... brilliant! Your kids have obviously inherited your sense of humour! The Chavs bums one was my favourite!

Mean Mom said...

Lol! Can we read your daughter's description of the chav's bums? I'm interested, now.

Frankies' Cornish Farmyard Ramblings said...

Oh Auntie,
How do you manage such a lovely life, internet went down, home still not finished, first guests arrive on Friday, youngest daughter has the mouth of a Navvie, sorry don't want to offend but am daughter of a navvie so tough! But your kids are truly lovely - lucky you.
Love Frankie.

Katie said...

Ha ha - chav's bum.

auntiegwen said...

WM - I thought it was hilarious

Lisa - you're welcome

NB - oh yes, laugh a minute my life

Lolly - I'm so glad, I've left you them in my will

That girl - it is a peculiar sense of humour though

MM - I hope she can't describe anyone's bum !!!

Frankie - you'll get through it and it'll be so worth it when it's done. I'm so looking forward to seeing all the house porn on your blog !!! xxx

Katie - her sister gave her a row for not calling him a ned !

scrappysue said...

i need to start writing down the mental things MY teenagers say!