From my friend C
On visit to new classroom to meet new teacher, Miss year 5 teacher asks if the new class have any questions. C's daughter's friend puts her hand up and asks "Have you got a boyfriend ? " Miss year 5 teacher says not that kind of question, a proper question, same child puts hand up and asks "How old are you ?"
From Eldest Beautiful Daughter
Tom and Sarah (fellow pupils both 16/17) are going to Ikea together. They don't even have a house. What can they buy ? A flat pack relationship ?
From Beautiful Baby Daughter
Miss PE Teacher told some big chavs to get off our sports field and they mooned her. I had to write a description of them cos I was at the front. I've never had to describe a chavs bum before.
From The Beautiful Son
I'm so gonna do that on my last day at school.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
10 comments:
Now THAT is the funniest thing I've heard this week!
Haha...thanks for starting my day with a smile!
No need to go to the comedy store...you have it all at home!
lol I love your kids!! :O)
Ha ha.... brilliant! Your kids have obviously inherited your sense of humour! The Chavs bums one was my favourite!
Lol! Can we read your daughter's description of the chav's bums? I'm interested, now.
Oh Auntie,
How do you manage such a lovely life, internet went down, home still not finished, first guests arrive on Friday, youngest daughter has the mouth of a Navvie, sorry don't want to offend but am daughter of a navvie so tough! But your kids are truly lovely - lucky you.
Love Frankie.
Ha ha - chav's bum.
WM - I thought it was hilarious
Lisa - you're welcome
NB - oh yes, laugh a minute my life
Lolly - I'm so glad, I've left you them in my will
That girl - it is a peculiar sense of humour though
MM - I hope she can't describe anyone's bum !!!
Frankie - you'll get through it and it'll be so worth it when it's done. I'm so looking forward to seeing all the house porn on your blog !!! xxx
Katie - her sister gave her a row for not calling him a ned !
i need to start writing down the mental things MY teenagers say!
Post a Comment