Monday, 26 April 2010

Hot Boy and his polar opposite, The Beautiful Son

Hot Boy is fast becoming our families main form of entertainment, we are genuinely fond of him, but he sets himself up for getting ripped apart by us. You may have noticed we tend not to hold back in our going for the funny, we are polite to outsiders though but as he's becoming one of us, no holds barred. TBS really gets on well with him and Hot Boy is incredibly patient and good natured with all of us but he is brilliant with TBS despite TBS telling everyone that Hot Boy is only nice to him because he's grooming him.

On Saturday, Hot Boy and The Beautiful Son were going off to play snooker whilst EBD did some Sociology revision (this is being blogged for posterity as I want to document any kind of A level effort) Hot Boy appeared all primped and preened, wearing skinny 3/4 length jeans, a white T shirt with sleeves rolled up and flip flops. He looked like an extra from a Wham video circa 1983.

The Beautiful Son refused to go out with him, citing the grounds that Hot Boy was dressed like "a poof" and bless dear Hot Boy he changed his outfit. He usually carries 3 or 4 changes of clothes in his man bag "just in case"

Later that night Hot Boy and EBD are going out into town. Hot Boy decides to wear EBD's black skinny jeans, he doesn't like his own skinny jeans as they are too baggy round the arse. We had just got used to the beauty regime and the slightly gay overtones but cross dressing?

The Beautiful Son asked was it not uncomfortable in the crotch area, as they were girls jeans and to quote TBS (remember hear this in an old man Scottish voice) "Nae much room for yer bollocks"

Without missing a beat Hot Boy said "No problem mate, your sister keeps them in her handbag"

Ah yes, welcome to our family, Hot Boy, you're fitting right in.

14 comments:

Gigi said...

Ha! Yes, sounds like he is a perfect fit for your family.

Nota Bene said...

If you could just post this on Facebook, so that I can press the 'like' button, thank you muchly

Shirley said...

ahahahaha! (wiping wet eyes) Oh, what a fantastic way to start a Monday! Thank you, my dear blogger friend. Hope your week goes swimmingly.

Ayak said...

Wonderful post! What an original character this Hot Boy is, and isn't it interesting that often the best friendships are formed by those who are the opposite of each other.
I love your humour!

Matthew said...

Three quarter length skinny denim? Or 'leggings' as they're otherwise known?

Sheesh.

slommler said...

In her handbag huh? Too funny!! Yes he is fitting right in! Is that a good thing?
Hugs
SueAnn

Laura said...

This is one of my fave posts in a looooong time! I was actually giggling outloud. :O)

libby said...

Good girl EBD....

Kelloggsville said...

:0)

Mrs Yappy Dog said...

lovely boy - but I am sure you didn't ever doubt your daughters ability to choose someone suitable for herself - sense of humour must have been top of the list?

Mud in the City said...

Glad he has a sense of humour to go withthe 'hotness'!

Jon Storey said...

I think I like the cut of Hot Boy's jib! Sounds great fun...

Brighton Mum-Teenage Angst said...

Hahahaha! A hottie, a cross dresser, and carries his bollocks in his girlfriends bag! Am loving this boy more and more. Yep, I'd say he fits right in...

auntiegwen said...

I would like to say that we all do genuinely love Hot Boy, he has his own unique style and we love him for it. Even if he does look like "a poof" to your wverage 15 year boy :)