Saturday, 5 March 2011

And when you thought it couldn't get any weirder...

Hot Boy has quit his band. Tis a shame because he worked really hard at it but he wants to do something more heavy. They were a bit electro pop and wore tie die, Hot Boy is currently channeling his inner Metallica, something had to give. Plus the lead singer is a knob.

Anyway, he and Eldest Beautiful Daughter were going to clear out his kit from the practice room last night, he was listing all his bass es and amps and pedals and stuff I don't know what it really is and he delivers the killer line...

"And that bloody dildo is mine, we're taking that as well"

And I just had to ask why. You see, public spirited to my very core, you wouldn't have been able to sleeep until you found out why there was a dildo in the practice room, it's okay, I've got it covered.

Apparently there is a device called an ebow (I even texted him to confirm I had the right technical terminology, oh yes care and attention for you at all times, dear readers) This ebow is like a bow on the guitar strings that works on tiny vibrations.

Real ebows cost upwards of £80. Hot Boy bought a rabbit in Ann Summers and uses that instead. Same principle.

So, to recap he can lick his own nipples and plays his bass with a vibrator.

And he's dating my daughter.

Serendipity or did I do something really bad in a last life? Joking aside, we love him, our life would be much the poorer without his comedy genius.

24 comments:

Kelloggsville said...

You couldn't make this sort of thing up. It is becoming rather concerning though. I dearly hope it doesn't offer to loan it to you.

Rare Lesser Spotted said...

I've been thinking about a suitable comment and my mind (having gone haywire with strange visions of a bass player with a dildo) is completely devoid of any intelligent response - not often I'm stuck for words. Have you any pictures - that would really be one to show the children. "What did you do in the band daddy?"
xx

Gigi said...

That boy is full of - unusual, shall we say - talent.

Working Mum said...

Kelloggsville pinced my comment - you couldn't make it up. I am so jealous you have such a rich source of blogging material as Hot Boy!

muummmmeeeeee...... said...

He sounds a catch...

...and really pleased he's dating your daughter and not mine...

Curry Queen said...

Here's hoping EBD and Hot Boy never break up. We'd miss him so much!

libby said...

Is he going to go all piercings and tatoos now? hope not.....

Nota Bene said...

Oh. That's a shame re the band. I'm not going to suggest the Boy gets one for his guitars...

Wylye Girl said...

So Hot and ingenious! What more could you want? No, you don't have to answer that....

Taz said...

Jeeze I can't afford one of them for the proper use never mind to bang on my drums LOL
And yes I do have a full kit and I do play the drums I wasnt' being rude! :p

Mrs Worthington said...

he's just such a rich source of content for your blog EBD can never give him up ever

Troy said...

I'm lost for words commenting on this post but did you know The White Company have an clearance shop at Bicester Village where you might fix your addiction at bargain prices? [find your way there with OX26 6WD].

Expat mum said...

Gotta love it. The Man-child is supposed to be starting a band. So far they have two guitarists....Could be interesting.

Laura said...

I admire his ingenuity!

Sandra said...

And you wouldn't have this excellent post! So we all love the boy!

Andy said...

Look on the bright side - I bet that's not the worst thing a bass player in a rock band has ever used one of those for....

Shame to hear he's quit though. I thought they were rather good.

Looking Fab in your forties said...

Whatever next!

Looking for Blue Sky said...

Hot Boy is fab....and wouldn't we all have wanted to date him when we were younger?

Kitty said...

I am, like Lesser Spotted, lost for any kind of intellectual comment as I fear naughty schoolgirl has taken over my writing abilities.
Just to note: Dildos and The White Company mentioned in one Blog post's comments! Separated at birth? I think NOT...
(Now, don't judge.) ;-)

Anonymous said...

You might love him, but keep him away from my girls!! :)

jonstorey said...

You might love him, but keep him away from my girls!! :)

OOps! That wasn't supposed to be anonymous!

Lena said...

....lol - as a fellow 'band-affected' mum, all I can say is fair play to the boy for improvising. It's the Metallica interest I'd be more worried about!!

family Affairs said...

Interesting.....but as working mum says, makes for interesting blog reading! Love it x

auntiegwen said...

s - oh I don't play the guitar

Steve - I have asked for one to post for you

Gigi - oh he's full of something all right

WM - oh yes, that's some sort of comfort

Lottie - oh he's grand, he loves her so much and he's been a great help and support to all of us

CQ - we really would wouldn't we?

Libs - he's too pretty for that

NB - you pay the full price for the ebow then

WG - oh yes, safest not to

Taz - that's your story...

Mrs W - I've told her that

Troy - I did thank you, I will be going there on Saturday, I'll be the one hyperventilating handing over my credit card!!!

Expat Mum - they'll have to learn to share

Lolly - he has that in spades :)

Sandra - I wouldn't have anything to blog about if I didn't have my lot!

Andy - very true

Mrs Fab - I dread to think

LFBS - he has quite a fan base

Kitty - all part of lifes rich tapestry xxx

Jon - I promise I'll keep him in my family

Lena - not a fan then?

FA - yeah he has his uses :)