I'm not often lost for words. I know, you're shocked at that revelation aren't you? What can I say?, even I, Queen of the smart arse remark, can, on occassion, be stumped for the correct response.
Anyhoo, I was having a conversation with someone about their upcoming date. This was a first date with a man they had met through t'internets. I wasn't shocked at that. I was, however, surprised that t'internet site was based on rich men taking women out and paying for everything. Well, London has it all, doesn't it?
So, a site where rich men take women out for drinks and dinner and expect nothing in return, just the pleasure of your sparkling chit chat and company.
I nearly spat out my gin and tonic, my £5.35 gin and tonic!!!!!!! (and it wasn't even Bombay Sapphire, just Gordon's)
Aye right. (to be heard in as Glaswegian accent as you can manage)
Thursday 17 March 2011
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Aye Right (the only double positive in the English language that makes a negative)
Oooh, don't like internet stuff like that, my ex husband (the second one) had too much fun with ladies on the internet, if you know what I mean. Oh yes and the phone, not sure if he ever did the deed physically, but knowing him when he was 'working back late at night' he was probably telling the truth, just different work.
x Sandi
Bloody hell over 5 pound for a G & T, shite thats expensive, although I bought two glasses of wine which were just over a quarter full and s small bag of chips for $18 or for you just over 10 pound, I was pissed off, but now realise compared to yours mine was cheap.
*snort* Yeah, right (as we say over here). Sounds fishy to me.
didn't you immediately register?! Send me the site details we can offer them 2 sparkling witty laaaadieeeeez for the price of one!!! and finally a lady never ever ever spits, she aways swallows.
Just the pleasure of your sparkling conversation?? Yeah right. naked conversation more like....
Lesley - I love aye right, 2 words that express so much
Sandi - I was in London where I think they just make prices up! your 2nd ex sounds a real charmer
Gigi - ooh it works cross pond as well, great !
S - I think HWMBO might be a bit cross but fair play, register we shall and I can indeed confirm I am a real lady - apologies to Grandma in Cyprus (again! xx)
Mud - naked conversation would be def the order of the day, methinks
I would guess they are looking for a conversation that merely comprises enthusiastic agreement (ie. "Yes!, Yes! Oh Yes!").
Troy - thank you so much, that will help both myself and Kellogsville when we go on our double date, we shall remember to say the yes oh yes
I've never had much doubt about my orientation. My beard is the rugged, outdoor, pints of real ale sort. I've never had a penchant for Judy Garland (although there was something about her daughter in 'Cabaret'). My socks are more feet than effete. But Bombay Sapphire in exchange for conversation? What was the address of that website?
BT - I am surely going to Hell now, if I am encouraging all you good people to sign up to Sugardaddies
Will wonders ever cease!!!>???
Hugs
SueAnn
SueAnn - originated in the good old US of A !!!!
Oh if only this site had existed 30 years ago.....what..you mean its more than just talking?? forgetaboutit.......
who were you talking to anyway? would they be worth the cost of london dinners and drinks?
Wow they must be real gents taking out gorgeous young women and not expecting to get their leg over...
Libs - someone I met through work and she was a very thin and beautifully dressed blonde, my age ish though
Lottie - real gents indeed, she told me one of them emailed her and uttered the most romantic words you could ever wish to here..."cut to the chase, what size are your tits?" laaverly, needless to say he never got to find out
This site is surely some work of fantasy no?
Taz - nope definitely real x
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