Beautiful Baby Daughter
Can I have a hamster ?
no
Can I have a dog ?
no
Can I have a rabbit ?
no
You ARE a remarkably mean Mummy
Beautiful Eldest Daughter
Would my life have been different if I was Chinese ?
yes
Would you still love me if I was a mouse ?
no
Can I have 2 wee fencer men to fight a dual over me ?
probably not
The Beautiful Son
It might be ok if you get married again
you've changed your tune
Well, if it was a cool person
what would make him cool ?
If he rode a motor bike
okay
And he gave me money
how much money ?
£1.50 a day
So, gentlemen what are you waiting for ? For the grand total of £1.50 a day and obviously the outlay on the bike, a lifetime of married bliss with auntiegwen and her deranged weans await you !
I bet you can't wait ...
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13 comments:
It'd be cheaper to get a hamster!
LOL :) TFX
Ah, to be the age again where 1.50 a day seems like a really good amount of money.
Haha...they do keep life interesting don't they?
They'll be lining up 'round the block. Want help interviewing? This could be fun!
Lol I love "Would you stil love me if I was a mouse?" Sounds like someone has been reading "The Witches" lol
I'm with BBD on the pet..c'mon now
I'm with you on the mouse issue
I'm going to use the £1.50 a day to save up for the bike...
Keep saying 'no' to the pets. Don't let them wear you down.
The whole package sounds like a bargain for someone, to me!
I think you're an offer no guy could refuse at that price! ;o)
Anyone wanting me gets 2 kids, 4 cats and 2 rats - not such a good deal huh?!
Sounds like he'd get a very good deal!
Very cute, out of the mouths of our children!
Would you love me if I was a mouse?
you answer no?
Mean mummy.
And no to a hamster?
Mean mummy.
I can tell you are seriously considering the motorbike man for a £1.50 a day...
Tim - no pets, I have children and that's plenty
TF - soemtimes ! x
katie - my son has the most disposable income in the house, with his paper round and his pocket money !!
Lisa - yep, that's a word for it, I can think of a few others
Shirley - strangely I've had very few offers !
Lolly - I've no clue what goes on in her head, I'm sure she doesn't herself !
NB - ok, she can get the pet after we get married but you've got to look after it when she gets bored which will be after about, oh 17 minutes !
mean Mom - yep I've resisted thus far, I reckon I'm on the home stretch, and thank you for that, if you know of anyone suitable please fling them my way !
penelope - it's not deterred TGI, has it ?
mom/mum - thanks, like I said to mean mum, anyone suitable, introduce me !
Craze - oh yep, you gotta love them x
ACTTF - yep I am a remarkably mean Mummy and I would seriously consider a man, motorbike or not !
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