Sunday, 16 November 2008

Horoscope Shmoroscope part 2

Ok so on Wednesday I told you about my foretold "intense romantic encounter" and if you read the comments of that post, it will tell you of the most romantic thing that happened to me that day.

I am a wee bitty sad in that I do actually read my horoscope every day, I like Russell Grant's one as he's on my Tiscali homepage, so I read Leo every day for me, I read Virgo, and EBD is Pisces and I have to add Cancer for Note Bene. I really do want to believe in this, I would love to have my fortune told or my tarot cards read again.

When I was 16 I had my Tarot read and the woman told me she could see me marrying a tall dark haired man and she saw him surrounded by money. The man I married worked for a bank, so he was surrounded by it, it just wasn't his. She told me I'd own a house abroad ( we do, a villa in Turkey) and she told me I would mourn a baby I didn't have ( I do and will always to my dying day, that baby would have been 15 this month) and that I would marry twice (maybe not beyond the realms of possibilty???). This kinda set the belief in me, also that my mother and sister really really believe, it makes my Dad snort with laughter.

So, back to my wee sad obsession, and the great want to believe. This month it said on the 13th I would be offered a lucrative work assignment and I was, so nah nah nah nah nah to the unbelievers.

But today's gem....

All's fair in love and war, at least as far as you're concerned. Competing for someone's affection proves an exciting challenge. Fortunately, you have enough charm and sex appeal to prevail. Be sure to dress to impress. If you already have a lover, take this opportunity to spice up your sex life. Acting out your fantasies will prove exhilarating. Role playing is also fun. Don't assume your amour won't be up for it. You will never know unless you ask.

Okay, I had only planned on doing the usual lesson planning, marking, visit to Gap and then a bit of ironing but as I'm so absolutely smokin hot, the good knickers will be back on (fortunately I have a ferocious selection of lingerie) and maybe it's even time for the sexy black stiletto boots, hell, let's bring the big guns out and I'll ask ...






Are you excited or afraid ?

12 comments:

lisaq said...

Damn girl! You've got me wishin' I was a Leo! Blah Libra horoscopes here lately. Today's is about taking care of myself and being selfish in doing so. Blah, blah, blah...

Laura said...

Me thinks you should be wearing your sexy knickers all the time, horoscope or no horoscope.

menopausaloldbag (MOB) said...

I'm a Leo - my arse is much too big for sexy knickers. Himslef would call the fraud squad police if he saw me atempt to wear anything remotely sexy on a bum this big! Go for it dear hopeful lady and may the Gods be with you in your big love quest. I haved everything crossed for you. X

Mean Mom said...

Oh, how exciting! Why are you bothering with knickers? Leave them off!

(How rude! I can't believe I said that! LOL!)

Nota Bene said...

I'm not sure I should be privvy to a (no) knicker conversation...all too exciting...

Mom/Mum said...

Go for it! I love a bit of horoscope. Well as long as they nice things and are not HORRORscopes that is...

A Confused Take That Fan said...

check you out with your fancy knicker stash.
I am a non believer...
But heck if it means you putting your best knickers on to go to Gap, then go for it!

Shirley said...

Even when I had the body for it, I couldn't bring myself to spend $7 for a single pair of slinky underwear when the same $7 would buy a package of SIX plain ones. Just call me plain Jane. ;)

I'm sorry about your baby.

sixpence said...

Will dust off my tarot cards auntie G, am a bit rusty though, will have to refer to books during reading!

I can also do your astrology chart for you sometime, please ask your mum what time of day you were born!

x

Craze said...

OMG I would love to have my fortune done. Yours was pretty on target eh? I read my horoscope everyday as well. Ya just never know...

rebeckajane said...

Sorry I have not responded earlier. Things are ok I guess, you know, as OK as it can be? Just trying to keep myself busy so as not to fall into some dark place. At this stage the sentencing is not going to be until February because the Psychiatrist who is supposed to be doing her Psych test is ill. Lame excuse and so frustrating because again the law is on the criminals side. Nothing I can do about it though. Just seems so unfair. I jst want this part over so it's not just another awful thing to be thinking of. I will be writing soon anyhow. Hope you are ok. xo Becka

auntiegwen said...

Lisa - be as selfish as you like

lolly - I think I shall, still don't get the Martina crush tho..

mobs - you have the big love, you don't need the sexy knickers, repeat after me, I have the big love, that is MUCH MORE important than the sexy knickers !

MM - I fear it's my bad infuence, I may try that strategy, not 1 I've used before except with my cocktail dress ( get me, a wean frae Glasmental wi a cocktail frock !!!) it's skin tight so no undies possible

NB - just wait till we get you started on the delights of the drunken flirty texting, we can learn so much from each others blogs and commenters ! Oh I hope the Vicar doesn't pop in for a visit !!!

Mom/mum - I love them, I know I'm sad

acttf - I have got to give up my Gap habit, it's so unbecoming in a woman my age ! and one day Cinderella, you will wear the fancy knickers again on a weekly basis !!!

Shirley - you're not a shopper are you my lovey ? and thank you, like I said in my email November is a month of memories for me, but it's nearly over xx

Sixy - I'll hold you to that, sorry last night was so brief but see you Fri xx and I was born at 5.36am, it tells you on your birth certificate if you were born in Scotland xx

Craze - so glad Im not alone in my wee habit, I'll let you know if Sixy can change career and stop getting tax payers money ! x

Becka - been thinking about you x and I'm sorry for this delay, seems too unfair on top of everything else, as always sending you the love xx