I have some money, this is an unusual event in my life, this is due to me being the hardest person in the world to buy a birthday present for, apparently. Can you feel my eyebrow being raised at that?
I have a choice, I can buy
SHOE PORN ALERT
Christian Louboutains that are the sexiest shoes I have ever seen.
Black as sin.
Beautiful supple strokable leather.
Soft as skin.
Studded as everyone needs a bit of edge in their life.
They have the mighty red soles.
They are less than half price.
I have the money.

Again, the beauty of the red soles, appreciate the shoes some more, don't drool on your keyboard though.
or I can buy a sat nav.
Thought so, me too.