Thursday 4 December 2008

What did I do ?

Just to say a huge thank you to all who took the time to check if The Beautiful Son was ok after the hoo haa with the stolen bike, a big thanks to all who commented, emailed, texted and rang me, we really did appreciate it , ta muchly.

On Tuesday night in the midst of all the hoohaa over the stolen bike I was texted my friend Anne to tell her about TBS and she was texting me at the same time with this joke ! How strange was that ?

The joke said

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what crime do you think I'd have been arrested for ? reply to me and pass on.

So I sent this out to 10 people and their replies ?

My friend Vandana was worried about me and texted back immediately to check I was okay and Rob texted back that it was a very strange message. So 2 confused people.

My dear friends Sarah and Susan both thought that it could only mean I was helping the police or I'd broken down and needed a lift home, they couldn't imagine I'd done anything wrong.

My Eldest Beautiful Daughter thought I'd been sticking up for the underdog and had protested too much.

My sister thought that men got distracted by my bouncing bosoms when I was running and I had caused a car crash

My lovely Sixy thought it'd be drunk and disorderly.

My colleague thought I'd lost the plot and had done in my year 12's

Someone who knows me too well said drunk and disorderly or drug possession, thanks for that, again, my mother's so proud


1 friend, you know who you are, said it was for and I quote "Blow job in a public car park"


So, a split down the middle mixture of good girl and bad girl, fair comment really.

ps - For the record, I am never disorderly when I'm drunk, I'm flirty then I'm asleep, there may be occasions when you have to hold my hair back but that's as bad as it gets, honest !


DJ Kirkby said...

Gald to hear your son is ok, the same thing happened to our friend's son several times, it is just so wrong!

Frankies' Cornish Farmyard Ramblings said...

What a party animal you really are, it seems to me your ploting excuses for any possible bad behaviour during the festive season! Good for you.

Anonymous said...

Haha...that's a crazy mixed bag of reactions isn't it? I don't get disorderly either...well, unless falling down is disorderly. ;)

menopausaloldbag (MOB) said...

I'd be arrested for being posession of a sarcastic ad bitchy mouth while pissed due to the menopause these days!

Nota Bene said...

You are clearly multi-faceted with an eclectic bunch of friends and relatives....
...and in me me me mode - I'd be there because the summons for speeding was sent to the wrong address, so they'd come to arrest me for failing to answer the summons. I know that because it happened!

Anonymous said...

I'm late - as always!
I'm glad your son is okay - stuff like that drives me crazy - I just can't get my head around it.
I loved the "Blow job in a car park" line - with friends like that.... ;o)

Mom/Mum said...

You old lush-la you!

Laura said...

My guess (not that you botherd to ask me *folds arms in huff*) would be that you found the tube that stole the bike and was arrested while kicking his ass.

Tim Atkinson said...

I've been there a few times - holding the hair back! (No, not Auntie Gwen's hair, someone else entirely - honest!)

Anonymous said...

Yes, I DO know who I am. It was the first image that popped into my head. Funny, eh? Or funny because it's true?

xxxx x

auntiegwen said...

DJ - he's fine, it's all a bit sad really

Frankie - I am dreading the Festive Season, I've not even started and I'm exhausted x

Lisa - oh yes the elegant drunken high heel wobble ! x

Mob - at least when my menopause starts I'll have an excuse for being a bad tempered bitch ! I am just a bad tempered bitch in training ( it's going supremely well,thanks for asking, I'm just about to graduate with honours !)

NB - that's the very cut of my jib, windswept and interesting ! and if you buy posh sports cars (TT convertible was it ?) you will get arrested ...

penelope - oh yes, that friend, I'm sure you've got one just like him yourself !

Mom/Mum - oh yes, I can manage a grand total of 3 glasses on a good day !

Lolly - sweetie scone if I'd have had your mobile number I'd have texted you x now no more huffiness x

Tim - an essential skill in a friend I feel, well essential if you want to be my friend !

Anon - ever heard of projection ? sorry you didn't do that psychology degree now aren't you matey ? xxxx x

scrappysue said...

missed the last few posts - catching up now. what a great assortment of answers!!! you sound like too much fun!